Monday, December 8, 2008

Dear letters cont.

Dear crazy there are voices in your head lady,
While I appreciate your enthusiasm for collecting BABWs most popular holiday animal. However, when i told you that we are NOT repeating Rudolph this year your response of "well i really want one, what are you going to do for me" was uncalled for. Unfortumantly for me.. and now for you... i cannot perform magic. Despite your demands to "go check my backroom" for an extreamly popular stuffed animal i have to have just lying around, i will swollow my words and do as you ask for the sake of "guest satisfaction". I cannot though promise that if you return to my store with such demands in the near.... or far future i will be as nice to you on the outside as i am really in the backroom cursing you out at the same time you in your twisted mind think i will wave a wand back there just for little old you!

you are seriously nuts, see a psychiatrist before coming back to see me and when you do i will be expecting a token of your sincerist appology prefebly in the form of alcohol as to drown you out upon your arrival!

sincerly,'
I allow myself to get shit on for the sake of my job!!

p.s. our next T-shirts will surly read.... "I have been to hell, I work in retial"!! ahahaha!

3 comments:

Stephie Says..... said...

Now that cracks me up...lol yesterday one lady just looked at me in silence after we said that was last years animal and then she said well I did not get it in time so what can I do???? Well nothing at this point in time...??? S O R R Y !

Michelle said...

Oh what the hell. That just makes me want to scream and run away!

ADH said...

Hook me up with THAT shirt!!