Dear impatient costumer,
Thank you so much for informing me that you need to stuff your bear while my hands are full of merchandise and I have 2 old people talking me ear off about their daughters childrens friends obsession with build a bear. I will gladly drop everything i am doing to assist you and your rudeness while the rest of the world stands still becuase YOU need to stuff your bear NOW and you just cannot stand to wait another minute becuase god forbid the universe doesnt wait for you we could have a major 40 year old tantrum on our hands! grow up!
Sincerly,
Ill get to you when i damn well please!
Dear Dog,
Why do you feel the need to destroy everything you lay your eyes on? My kitchen rug is not your personal scratching post and my new leather shoes are not your personal chew toys! You have plently of toys and bones to entertain a dog pound, yet you are constantly inclined to chew up anything not nailed to the ground or out of reach. Also, my house is not your personal toilet! Stop peeing on every soft surface you lay down on, we have a yard for that. And lastly, the shedding seriously needs to stop. I cannot spend every waking moment vaccuming my house. Keep the fur attached to your body or donate it to a homeless person needing a warm fur coat. but stop destroying my house!!
sincerly,
Your fed up owner!
...my new form of therapy, more to come!
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3 comments:
Oh Pam these made me smile. I can definitely relate to dear dog! I think Sophi and April have the same doggy brain.... Pee on rug, chew up new toy, pee on rug, eat the cat's food.
lol
lmao! That is a DAMN good idea!! lol...however, i was just wondering what a costumer was? is it someone trying to dress you in costmes? lol ;o)
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