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Directly reported in the police logs of the city of salem newspaper; salemnews.com

Todays feature. My Fience being assulted by, no not a gun, definantly not a knife, not even a piece of glass, (or potatoe...hehehe)

a Bar of Soap!
...yes you read that right. Tuseday morning, the city workers job gets dangerous when working a jackhammer. He unexpectedly gets mauled in the back of the shoulder by a bar of (green) soap "allegedly" thrown from the 3rd story apt. building by the husband of a woman in a pink shirt ;)

reporting at its finest... heres the top story;

Tuesday
A worker helping a crew jackhammer a street at 9 a.m. was struck by a bar of soap allegedly tossed from a nearby apartment building. Police were called to 12 Palmer St. by Sgt. Kathleen Makros, who was working a detail at the time of the soap toss. Police arrived and spoke with Scott Perry, who was working for the Department of Public Works. He said as the crew began its work, a woman wearing a pink shirt called out to asked how long the work would take, and the crew replied it would be all day. A short time later, a bar of soap came flying down and struck Perry on his back shoulder. Police went up and interviewed the woman, who said she was in the apartment with her husband and denied throwing the soap. After investigating, police summonsed the husband, Diogo Souza, to court on charges of assault and battery and disorderly conduct.
-Salemnews.com police reports